Truffles

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

patheticqirl:

when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you

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