masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you